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Nyder's Dyner (est. 1999): London, Oxford, Skaro
SFX Magazine Website of the Month--May 2000

 

menu

a word from the management

Timmy, the Dalek headwaiter, awaits your order

Welcome to Nyder's Dyner. Sit down, pull up a chair. Peruse the menu. Please tip the waiter generously, and for Heaven's sake don't make jokes about stairs; he's tetchy. And now, if you're heartily sick of the belaboured restaurant metaphor, go click on one of the links below, already. Recent updates are listed at the bottom of the page.

 

hors d'oevres: little spicy things to whet your appetite

Nyder

The Man, The Myth, The Restaurant
The Seiko Kinetic Wearer's Archive

Easily Misconstruable Quotes
Reasons to Hate Steven Spielberg
Pithy comments on the media, randomised and/or searchable.
Crossovers
When movies that should never meet, do.

haute cuisine: overpriced things that take ages to prepare

The Crystal Palace Dinosaurs
A Photoessay
The Gallery of Yog-Sothoth
An Evil (yet strangely hilarious) Cthulhu Art Exhibition
The Chairman Mao Generator
Ask the Father of the Revolution anything you like.
Nyder Advertises
Banners and Buttons for Everyone
tv dinners: fun, fast and strangely addictive

The Maurice Colbourne Bit-Part Archive
A Filmographic Tribute

Leave the Girl, it's the Man I Want
The Evolving Guide to Lesbian/Gay/ Bisexual Moments in Doctor Who

 
desserts: little things to finish off with
Pages Nyder's Designed for Other People
Stuff Nyder's Writen for Other People
Nyder's Mates
Weird Nyder-Related Stuff

today's specials

9 January 2005: First update of the new year: three new LGB Guide to Doctor Who for the "Carnival of Monsters," "The Aztecs" and "Seeds of Doom" entries, plus an appeal for help in the "The Aztecs" entry. Randomisers still problematic; it's a chmod thing, but no combination I come up with seems to work.

19 December 2004: Even more updatery-- consider it your Christmas present. I've been watching "The Invasion," hence more updates to the LGB Guide to Doctor Who, a new Cthulhu Picture and another Quote, courtesy of the denizens of greater Fitzrovia. I do know about the problem with the Chairman Mao generator, btw, and I'm working on it.

8 December 2004: Wow, an update! Mostly, I've gone on an anti-spam campaign, involving a) deleting the old website addresses, and b) replacing them with new ones in a format which, while silly, should hopefully fool the spambots for a little while. While I was at it, I updated the Quotes, and added another Reason To Hate Steven Spielberg. Oh, and a new Crossover too.

 

Goodbye Doctor! Goodbye!

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