Gallery 5: Church of Cthulhu

		Bronze Statuette http://www.teleport.com/~bowen8r/cthulhu.html The Franklin Mint version of Lovecraft's infernal cultic statuette. I wake up screaming in only 30 easy payments...
		Cthulhu Fish http://www.locksley.com/cthulhu/mainpage.htm Emblem of the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu. Don't ask, you're better off not knowing.
		What Would Cthulhu Do? http://www.historicgames.com/wwcd.html Kids! Spot the popular slogan being parodied here! (BTW, the answer is: tear down the town and eat the inhabitants)
	Yes, Virginia, there IS a Great Cthulhu	Click on the title to read the text of a classic post from alt.horror.cthulhu currently making the rounds of the net, by Steven Marc Harris, who also wrote something called "The Complete Guide to Shoggoth Sex" (not reproduced here for reasons of taste and of not wanting this site shut down). Much thanks to Sarah Ennals for sending it to me-- the "Yes Virginia" post I mean, not the other.
		Stopping Powerful Organisms from N Gulfing Everything http://www.s-p-o-n-g-e.com If you've got ghosts, call Ghostbusters. For nastier paranormal activity, bring in SPONGE, a dedicated anti-Old-One crack squad operating out of Arkham. An online RPG of sorts, but with its tongue firmly in its cheek.
	No image. How can you depict something like this?	Cthulhu Water http://www.infinity-formsofyellow.com Not making this up-- an apparently bona-fide Australian New Age religious group actually has a range of sacred water vials named after Cthulhu. Words fail me.
		Christmas Cthulhu Another from Sarah Ennals-- being her family's e-Christmas card for 2001. Pretty appropriate for the apocalypse year, I reckon...
		With a Sleigh Full of Toys and the Great Old Ones Too And Sarah turns up trumps again for 2002...
		Cthulhu Chick Tract What if Jack Chick, he of the entertainingly simplistic evangelical Christian religious tracts, decided to switch sides? Now we know. This one courtesy of Owen Massey and the bods on the Spinnwebe forum, within about five minutes of each other. There used to be a link here, but unfortunately, as Chick fans know, he's rabidly litigious and given to tracking down and nuking parodies of his work. You can still find this tract if you Google hard enough, but I'm not going to point to it again, lest it should disappear.
		Letters to Cthulhu http://cthulhu.alfedenzia.com/cgi-bin/dearcthulhu Initially a parody of the Letter to Santa meme circulating on LiveJournal, but subsequently a meme in and of itself. I know what I'm asking for...